TFLN Meme (Perma Post)

[tokenaussie]

one ➝ Choose anyone from my MUSELIST and put their name in the subject line.
two ➝ either post with a tfln or make one up
three ➝ Profit.

Totally yoinked this from bakerstreet

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Cora Hale (Se3Ep08) OTA

[haleoffire]

Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.

Jesse Zeklos (Vampire Academy)

[warningflammable]

She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.

[littledhampir]

I take it she hasn't gotten to know you then.

[warningflammable]

What's wrong Hathaway? Wishing it was you?

[littledhampir]

I dare you to come here and ask me that to my face.

[warningflammable]

Already trying to get me to come to her room. You know you only have to ask.

[littledhampir]

I have enough saliva I don't need you slobbering in my mouth as well thank you.

[warningflammable]

Hey I don't remember you complaining at the time. I remember those notes you wrote about me.

[littledhampir]

I was being generous. I'm surprised you noticed anyway. You were too busy trying not to wet your pants as I remember it.

[warningflammable]

Hey it's not my fault that mentor of yours is a psycho. If he hadn't busted up our little party we totally would have done it.

[littledhampir]

No. We really wouldn't have and we never will so forget about it.

[warningflammable]

I thought you Dhampirs were all about serving the Moroi. You know you want to serve me.

[littledhampir]

The only thing I'm going to be serving you Jesse is my foot up your ass!

[warningflammable]

Calm down Hathaway it was just a joke. (No it wasn't) You know you used to be fun.

[littledhampir]

And I used to think you weren't a loser so I guess we were both wrong.

[warningflammable]

I'm the loser? Why don't we take a poll and see who people like more, you or me. Maybe you had something before you ran off with your crazy princess but now? You're a nobody Hathaway. Me having sex with you would be like a pity lay.

[littledhampir]

Instead, why don't I take my fist and see how much damage it can do to your face?! Then we can see who needs the pity lay, asshole.

[likeagod]

I do hope you're not currently out past curfew, Mr. Zeklos.

[warningflammable]

(ooc: Somewhere there is a Moroi wetting himself a little bit.)

Of course not, Guardian Belikov. I sent that text the other day and something must be wrong with my phone if you're just getting it now. I should probably get it looked at.

[likeagod]

(ooc: it happens to the best of us ;))

You're aware that men are not supposed to be in the women's dorms at night as well, yes? Academy social events do not mean that rules are not in effect.

[warningflammable]

Which is exactly why I would never actually go home with her. Sir.

[likeagod]

No, of course not. I've ignored your indiscretions before, so I recommend you don't take my generosity for granted.

[Except he ignored them because...of Rose. Oops.]

[manipulate]

What matters is not what she is, but how did she end up blind? Was it nature or an accident?

[warningflammable]

Whatever man I'm a Ten. Just ask your girlfriend. Oh that's right, she's not your girlfriend is she?

[manipulate]

A ten? Awwwww. You know if you use your toes, you can count higher. And I did ask her, she wasn't sure who I was talking about.

[warningflammable]

Really now? Well I guess she didn't want to give you a complex about not being able to measure up.

[manipulate]

I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean. What with fighting my own battles and all. What measuring stick are we using? Also I just put ten bucks on you making a dick joke right here. Just to make it easier on you.

[warningflammable]

No dick jokes here. I can't help it if they don't make a measuring stick big enough and you don't have to fight any battles to win Rose. Just bite her, she loves that shit.

[manipulate]

Now I know you don't know anything about Rose and you make me look like the poster child for respectful interactions with women. A+. I never thought anyone could manage that.

[warningflammable]

You mean she's not giving it up to you? I guess she only does that for Royals then. Don't believe me? Ask her yourself. Or just see what she does when you run your teeth over her neck. I'm telling you she likes it.

[manipulate]

Her kinks are hers. As for what she and I are doing, you'll have to take your voyeuristic desires elsewhere.

[badinfluence]

don't worry, you're not a tomorrow morning nine either. i think you've found true love.